111 Silly Math Jokes and Puns to Make Students Laugh Like crazy

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Indeed, studying mathematics is somewhat tricky, dull, and energy-consuming, especially for small kids who believe that this subject is of no use and have a fear of studying it. But with some silly maths jokes and puns, teachers or tutors can make studying mathematics enjoyable as well as effortless.

Though mathematics is the ultimate language of the universe, it has a bad reputation among students, especially primary school kids, because they cannot relate it to life.

Often maths teachers are believed to be extra strict and serious; also, a math class environment seems to be gloomy. But some math puns can make the students laugh like crazy, and the class environment will be lit and light. Also, this trick can develop an interest in students for this subject.

Funniest Math Jokes For Primary Level Kids 

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This section has many math jokes and math puns for kids that teachers or parents can use to keep the kids engaged with math.

1.    Do you know why it is equal to sign this humble? Because it knows it is not (>)or(<) than anyone else. 

2.    Once, the pentagon said to the triangle, dude, don’t you think those circles are entirely pointless? The triangle responded, yes, bro! 

3.    A right-angle triangle once asked an equilateral triangle why the circle is too hot. The equilateral triangle replied – because they are 360 degrees.

4.    (-) Sign – Bro, are you sure I make a difference? (+) Sign – Yes, bro, I am positive.

5.    Do you know that math is the only place where a person buys 100 watermelons, but no one knows why?

6.    Why do obtuse angles remain unhappy all the time? Because they are certainly not right.

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7.    Why should students not let advanced math intimidate them? Because higher math is as simple as “pi.”

8.    Why is the fraction doubtful of tying the knot with the decimal? Because he might have to change after this.

9.    Did you ever wonder, what if the algebra teachers are pirates and using students to find their “X”?

10. What will be the volume of a disc with a radius of “z” units and depth of “a” units? Pi.z.z.a = Pizza!

11. There are three triangle shapes: Equilateral, isosceles, and scalene. Miss, you forgot the Bermuda triangle.

12. Eight her mother 9 – Oh mom, these boys (4, 3, 17) said I am average. How can they be so mean? 9 to daughter 8 – No, honey, not they, you are the mean one.

13. What is Pi (π)? An everlasting story.

14. We have a fantastic discount for primes. Are you a prime number of the mall?

15. What will you name a tree made of numbers? It will be a genome tree.

16. Why are you stirring those paper numbers with this spoon? Because it is my math homework, I am supposed to create mixed numbers.

17. Pi (π) – I don’t think I can capture everyone in the picture. Because I have too many members.

18. Equilateral Triangle – You are looking pretty obtuse. Right Triangle – Don’t pick on him. Not everyone is perfect like you. Obtuse Triangle – I know, Right?

19. Teacher asked the student why he gave the blank answer sheet.? Answers are Imaginary Numbers; you will not see them on paper.

20. If I lay one egg on this table and another on that table, how many eggs will there be? None, because you cannot lay eggs! You are not a hen!

21. How can I get warmth in this freezing room? Stand in room’s corner of the room as it is constantly 90 degrees.

22. Plus: I would like to know how objects add together in the globe. Equal to: I would like to promote equality. Minus: I would only like to create a difference.

23. How did Jerry (the triangle) make the team in a basketball match? Because he always makes three-pointers

24. What is the reason behind six being so terrified? Because he saw numbers seven (7), eight (8) (ate), nine (9).

25. Why do math books always look upset? Because they have many problems.

26. Why did the number four (4) eat 2 turnips? Because two is the square root of four.

27. Teacher said, I want you to call to answer at one, whatever I ask. What is six plus four? At once!

28. Why do the two 4s feel not to eat dinner? Because they have already eaten 8 (ate).

29.1 to 0 – you make me feel ten times stronger. 0 to 1 – Sweety, without you, I am nothing.

30. In the equation (x + y = z) X to Y – Face it, Harry, you are not the solution; you are also part of the problem.

31. What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? A Pumpkin Pi (π).

 32. Peter has 57 candy pops. He eats 50. What does he have now? Diabetes.  

33. Which subject did the butterflies most like in school? It’s Mathematics.

 34. How can I fly the time? Throw your watch out of the window and see it flying.

35. Why is one math book upset with other books? Because she already has many problems and doesn’t want anyone else to bother her.

36. Why do plants not like mathematics? Because math can pass them with square roots.

37. Never try to talk to pi. Because she never stops and goes on forever.

38. Why is algebra always sad? Because he cannot find his X.

39. Why did you solve the multiplication problem on the floor? Because you denied using tables!

40. How a dollar and a year can be the same? Because a year also has four quarters like a dollar.

41. Which is the best method to find a math teacher? An Add.

42. Which table do Kids not have to remember? A dining table.

43. What will acorns say after growing up? Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I am a tree)

44. What could a math teacher do with graph paper? She Might plot anything.

45. Who is a math teacher’s most preferred snake? Pi – Thon.

46. What does zero think of the eight? Another zero is wearing a belt.

47. Another name for a void parrot cage? A Polly Gone.

48. Who discovered Arithmetic? Henry the 1/8.

49. Why don’t 2 fours eat lunch? They already ate (8).

50. Which things feel odd? Numbers that 2 cannot divide.

51. My math teacher’s most loved holiday destination? Times Square.

52. Why do not the quarter avalanche the mountain along with nickel? As it has added sense.

53. What to say to a person who loves math? Algebros!

54. She can solve algebra, trigonometry, and statistics. But she draws lines in graphing.

55. Why not mention 288? Because it’s “two” gross.

56. Why do math teachers never decrease?  They only miss certain functions.

57. A man calculated 497 cows on his farm, but when he rounded off, he had 500.

58. Why don’t Goldilocks have water with eight ice cubes? It has (2) cubed.

59. Why is a geometry tutor not present in school?  She twisted her angle!

60. What does a calculator say? Always count on me.

Sophisticated Math Jokes and Math Puns for Adults

We have already discussed some funny math jokes above. The below-mentioned math funny ideas and puns can make anyone laugh like hell.

Here are some math jokes for adults comprising some geometry jokes and puns, some algebra jokes and puns, and many others. 

1.   Which geometric shape can take away magic spells and curses? A Hexagon can easily do this.

2.   Why does no one try to speak to the circle? Because it has no point in talking.

3.    What are parallel lines? They are vegetarians! They never meat!

4.    Have a math problem? Don’t worry call to – 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.36]2x

5.    Iota (i) – Be rational.  Pi (π) – Get real.

6.    Why do all prime numbers look so suspicious?  Because they all are odd.

7.    What is that one thing that only fractions know? They know there is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator.

8.    How can I travel across point A and point B?  It is so simple! Either go with an x-y plane or a rhom’ bus.

9.    Why do angles never get a loan? Because their parents never cosigned the loan papers.

10. How can I impress a girl who is a math teacher? Use an acute angle; she will be impressed.

11. What does a baby parabola slurp to grow? Quadratic formula.

12. What will I get if I divide the Sun’s perimeter by twice its radius? A Pi (π) in the sky.

13. Do you know the main problem with math jokes and puns? I guess calculus puns are derived, trigonometry puns are too diagrammatic, algebra puns are primarily mechanical, and arithmetic puns are somewhat basic. But I think the random stats jokes are an outlier.

14. What if a math teacher spends entire summers at a beach? He will definitely become a tangent.

15. How to do more than one L together? Just call them Parallel.

16. What awaits a mathematician inside a Starbucks cafe? A long line (queue of people waiting for their turn).

17. Why are math classes always becoming so long? Because usually, teachers go off the tangent and tell math jokes.

18. Why are you upset, honey? Dad! I dislike solving lengthy divisions because I feel sad about the reminders.

19. I am an X-pert in math. Because I am great at solving algebra.

20. Why does the numerator never agree with the denominator? Because they have a fine line between them.

21. Because they have numerous variables.

22. I have one of the funniest math jokes on infinite lines. I can’t tell because it does not end.

23. Why do Romans find algebra always so simple? Because they always get X = 10.

24. Why do hyperbolas never feel any sickness? Because they are asymptote-Matic.

25. What will you call a hen who can count her eggs? She is a mathemachicken indeed.

26. Which math function is also used in English? Add-verb and Add-jective.

27. What will you do if you get to know that 7 and 3 are in a relationship? The odd couple.

28. Why is a 90 degrees angle never wrong?  It is at a right angle.

29. What is the name of a number that keeps roaming? A Roman-number.

30. How to address a teapot with boiling water on top of a mountain?  A High-pot-in-use

31. My math teacher has 12 kids. She understands multiplication.

32. The Best way to solve an equation in one step. Multiply it with 0.

33. How a doctor can work with too many patients.  She will follow operation orders.

34. How do double negatives confuse students? They are positive in math but harmful in other subjects.

35. Why do math teachers generally wear spectacles? It improves di-vision.

36. Which is the best mathematics equipment? Multi-pliers.

37. What is swimmers’ most loved mathematics function? Dive-ision!

38. How to define odd? Every subsequent number in math.

39. Are beasts good at mathematics? Not until Dracula is included.

40. Why did Pi’s driving license get canceled?  As she goes on continuously.

41. What does 2 mean in expression X4? An exponent.

42. Why do nonbelievers have problems with exponents? They don’t consider higher powers.

43. What is 2n plus 2n? It’s foreign or 4n.

44. Which math do birds love? OWL-gebra.

45. If a nose becomes 12’’ long? It will become a foot.

46. A person who cannot buy food? Bi-no-mials.

47. With which shape does one need to be aware? A trap-azoid!

48. Why do teenagers have a group of odds? As they cannot even.

49. How to woo my math teacher?  Learn A-cute angles.

50. Why did the statistician get entirely drenched while crossing the stream? The mean deepness of the stream is 3 feet.

51. Why do mathematicians love parks? They are natural logs.

How To Keep Kids Interested In Math Class?

Apart from engaging kids in math jokes, there are several other ways to develop kids’ interest in math classes.

Teachers can use these methods and tactics to build up kids’ confidence and interest in math class.

Real-life examples: Kids often find math boring and complicated when only bookish information and questions are taught. Try using real-world examples and effects that excite kids’ to use their learning. Teachers need to show students how practical these math concepts are in their daily life.

Study games: Teachers can design some small games that use math logic per the students’ standards. Such games will make it easy and exciting for them to learn, and their understanding of concepts will be more resilient.

Concepts Carry Over:  Always explain to kids’ the correlation between two math concepts or how the old concept is related to the new one.  Do not rush with kids; they can excel in math but cannot work out because of overload.

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Conclusion:

Mathematics is never dull, and kids would probably see it with the above-mentioned math jokes on math subjects and its various concepts. One only needs to incorporate some fun in the learning process, and they will see students themselves developing an interest in math.

Try these 111 insane math puns with your students and make them laugh.

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